Clive Ottaway

Injury Correspondent · Injury Latest · Joined 2014

Clive reports on hamstrings, scans and return dates. He has no medical training and once passed a first aid course at the second attempt. He describes every recovery as "ahead of schedule" until the schedule changes.

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Season Ticket Holder Develops Elaborate Theory Involving The Fixture Computer
The theory has survived contact with a spreadsheet and two of his friends have quietly begun to believe it.

Season Ticket Holder Develops Elaborate Theory Involving The Fixture Computer